With characters like these….
Biden Because Trump is The Evilest of Two Lessers?
After you read the next sentence, whatever you do, don’t say “join the club.” Listen everybody, I cannot visualize November 4, 2020. I cannot see the day after the United States election day. I cannot see Trump saying, “I would like to congratulate my opponent, Joe Biden on a race well fought.” Neither can I see one of the world’s rare survivors of a ruptured brain aneurysm, the oafish super senior Joe Biden, saying something similar.
Imagine a guy with his finger on the nuclear button who thinks that Trump is the “first racist” president. So the 12-plus presidents who were enslavers of Africans were not racist, according to Biden. Certainly not George Washington; he was just having a bad day and said, “I’m so pissed off, I’m gonna buy some Big N’s and whip their butts for nothin’ for the rest of their lives, then sell their kids.”
Master Blaster: No, I can’t see President Biden. I just can’t visualize it. On the other hand, I cannot see the Portland clowns with no name tags and helmets and weapons from a video game on November 4, 2020 blocking everybody from coming within a mile of Presidents Park or 16th Street a.k.a Black Lives Matter Plaza as the Commander in Chief tells the Army, Navy, Marines, Air force, Coast Guard and the new Space Force, “Stand down. There were millions and millions of fake votes cast by millions and millions of fake voters. Remember I am still in charge. We will have this sorted out by Inauguration Day where we will all celebrate and I will have ten times as many people as Obama.”
Caught Between the Moon and Crazy town: I can’t see it, but my mind tells me that some variation of one of those things has to happen. I find myself wondering if all the former cabinet members from the military, were all just performing like characters in a novel who peel off in the plot like Hans Solo, only to reemerge and save the day for the protagonist. I’m talking about the naval seal who headed the department of the interior, Ryan Zinke, or the general who threw himself on the sword, Mike Flynn, or the general whose motto was, “Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet,” James “Mad Dog” Mattis. Certainly, that couldn’t be true of the former Chief of Staff of the White House and former head of homeland security, John Kelly, who once said of Trump, “He’s an idiot. It’s pointless to try to convince him of anything. He’s gone off the rails. We’re in Crazy town. I don’t even know why any of us are here. This is the worst job I’ve ever had.” Flynn couldn’t have been faking, could he?
Tbilisi on my Mind: Reader, do you get my point, I just can’t see it. I’m stuck between United States Civil War II and Crazy town II. Maybe the guys in the storm trooper uniforms in Portland are just a decoy. Maybe it will be Russians who will swarm the streets while over the loud speakers we hear Donald Trumpkovich announcing, “I am the Greatest most wonderful and biggest mole of all time.”
On second thought I take it all back, it’s not that I can’t see these things which is the problem. The real problem is that some variation of one of these things is all that I can see, ha, ha, ha, barring anything unforeseen happening to a 74 year old guy who eats McDonald’s and Kentucky Fried Chicken at night and thinks he “aced” his cognitive exam, or a 77 year old who is one of the rare survivors of a little teeny, tiny, ruptured brain aneurysm and believes that President Woodrow Wilson a strong supporter of the Ku Klux Klan was not a racist. SMH!